miss miley & the fake alice

miley attended her first "drop-off" birthday party last weekend. because she has a tendency to go missing, i took her picture before we left. it was an alice in woanderland tea party. we were all very eager to hear about her experiances on the car ride home. she delivered the following synopsis very quickly and with much attitude:

there was tea, but it wasn't real tea, it was only juice. there was an alice, but she wasn't the real alice, she was a fake alice. she didn't go to wonderland. she took off that wig and went home.