birthday time for the bri-guy

if you have a weak stomach, just look away. it's birthday time for the bri-guy and i call bragging rights. i sat down to write 10 fun factoids, but just couldn't stop...

1. he enjoys body humor more than any grown man ever should
2. he can cook, sew, and cross stitch better than his wife
3. he thinks he and his dad are the only two people in the world who know how to properly operate a vehicle
4. he gives great hugs

5. if he ever leaves me it will be for jim
6. he never complains
7. he never has b.o. (thanks to the ridiculous amount of deodorant he wears)
8. he giggles

9. he was a cheerleader in high school (i can't even write that without laughing)
10. he wholeheartedly believes in all conspiracy theories
11. he keeps me and the kids constantly laughing
12. he has a horrible sense of balance

13. he cried at our wedding
14. he loves all things hair metal
15. he takes full credit for his children's good looks
16. he's never said a negative word about his mother

17. he is an awesome labor coach (seriously, he could do it for a living)
18. he finds movies starring talking animals wildly entertaining
19. he'll put himself, and the kids, in harms way for a good spot during hide and seek

20. he's a hunky husband, father, and best friend. he might be gettin old, but i'm seriously so blessed to be spending my life with him.